Oh, shit, Veronica, Veronica, get yaself made up
Riverdale scales tip when you aren’t a stranger
Never went steady, even after sharin’ a malt
Say nay to be bein’ a closet case and let’s date
Put it on your tab, I always took a chance to grab
And never received a backhand
Maybe I’m makin’ my friend jealous
But you don’t need to know that in a temporary heaven
Valerie’s on tour so come take a load off
Show off ya bag and new threads that are a new trend
Ya father is watchin’ us
Sick of all the rumors circulation’ steady makin’ us popular
For all the wrong reasons
Moose knows the truth, Reggie lied about our weekend
But still, you wanna end it
Attractive as it seems, I don’t want the friendship

Put in mad years
Now I gotta switch gears

Betty Cooper, I should’ve asked you out sooner
Non dumb blonde and at times a straight shooter
Cool with my man, you even sit for his sister
Our tambourine dreams are leadin’ toward perfect pictures
Heart always drops when eyes lock at the chocolate shop
I celebrate days we lock lips
Stay away from Cheryl ‘cause she does get promiscuous
And you know what that kind of trip’ll do to us
I’m not your one hit wonder playin’ off of guitar tabs
Like when we messed around in that garage band
Was oblivious to flirtation devices, but now I like ya
You’re the type to make a man a liar
Just to get close to you, I’m speakin’ the unspeakable truth
And right now it’s all about you
Plan in shambles, a new sign of trouble leans
You know I want a double team

Put in mad years
Now I gotta switch gears